Friday, July 15, 2016

Monday, April 04, 2016

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Hijack Tomfoolery

Ben Innes, 26, from Leeds poses with 
(fake) (idiot) suicide bomber on EgyptAir flight.

There was a time, before Obama ruined everything, when this would have been an American boy, cracking wise in a dangerous situation. Still, good to know a Brit has stepped up to help fill the shenanigan deficit.

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Sunday, January 24, 2016


It's the same every Blizzard of the Century. I go out to shovel, and all I hear from the wife is:

"Get up, you can't sleep in the driveway."

"Why are you clutching your chest?"

"Is there any more bread in the freezer?"

Friday, January 22, 2016

Blizzard of 2016

OK, just 3 hours into the blizzard of the century and I've already eaten two loaves of bread. Wonder if I should chance a run to Sam's Club?

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

A Real Head Scratcher

From Chron:
A Houston man has been arrested in connection with a suspected arson at a mosque on Christmas Day, but the motive for the crime remains a mystery, with the suspect maintaining he was a regular at the mosque.
Yup, it's a big mystery. I mean, no chance he got tired of waiting for an expected injustice, right? Right? 

Come on America, don't you feel played yet?  Now they're doing arson to get your attention. 

Makes me long for the good old days when an injustice could be had by taking a deconstructed alarm clock to school and acting suspicious all day.